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Jun. 1st, 2007 @ 04:36 am part of a silly msn conversation
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Convo )
Apr. 3rd, 2007 @ 10:26 pm [nice dream]
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I was a caveman, out hunting with some chumps. We were chasing some kind of half-cow half-vegetable half-pasta creature with our spears and clubs.

But it was way too fast for us, and so after a while of chasing it about, I had a crazy thought: didn't they like invent guns to make this lots easier. So, out of the blue, all of us were equipped with guns. And it sure was lots of fun, shooting bullets out of our guns, but we weren't really getting any closer to catching anything.

And I started thinking we needed to be able to move about faster, like on horseback or something. And wouldn't you know it, I hadn't even finished thinking it, or the lot of us were all on horses. But we still weren't getting anywhere and it was a pain in the ass riding a horse..also our bums started to hurt. :p

Luckily I had yet another great idea..we should be in cars. It wasn't very long til we realised driving our sports cars in a forest wasn't really all that great, so we took to the road and drove to a supermarket instead.

However, that still didn't end our troubles, as the vegetables and pasta and meat in the supermarket were resisting as well. The vegetables ran off to the cleaning supplies and toilet paper and stuffs area, piled it on a heap and burrowed under it. The meat was running around like mad, way too fast for us. So, we focused on the pasta. And just as we'd finished digging a trap for it, I woke up.
Jan. 4th, 2007 @ 10:14 am new year's party
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Can't bother typing it all out again, so I'll just paste my conversation with Peter about it.. :p

conversation )
Dec. 1st, 2006 @ 04:54 am random quotes
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"Not an existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness, in a universe that had no meaning; That I get. But, meaninglessness, in a universe that has meaning... What does it mean?!"
"Doesn't mean anything."



"You're not suppose to steal."
"You're not suppose to talk to strangers. Piss off."



"You're not wearing any pants."
"I was about to get some."
"Well, you're certainly undressed for it."



"She's nice. I thought we could take her clubbing."
"...baby seals?"



"Your sister's not a cold-blooded murderer. She's never been a planner."



"Sharon, go after him, you're his favourite."
"I thought I was his favourite!"
"We don't have favourites."



"Sweetheart, when's the last time you had an orgasm?"
[silence]
"That sound you hear is stunned silence."



"And I'm not nice. I'm just..highly susceptible to guilt."
Nov. 30th, 2006 @ 05:39 pm (no subject)
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Just recorded a song, thought I'd share.

http://reinsegeren.faces.com/TuneFeeds/
Nov. 11th, 2006 @ 06:41 am The 3 Variable Funny Test
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Nov. 5th, 2006 @ 06:05 pm [nice dream]
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Current Music: Otis Redding - I've Got Dreams to Remember
I woke up in a hospital, having had brain surgery, to get some memory removed. And the room I'm in has glass walls, and is set inside some kind of audience room, where everyone I know is there waiting for me to wake up. Even the foreign people. They all didn't wanna come, but the hospital that did the operation bribed them, paying for their flights and giving them a bonus to compensate for their time off from work. Pretty damned good hospital I dreamed up. :p

So anyways, I just woke up, and I'm naked in the bed, but I can't keep everyone waiting, so I have to figure out how to get up when everyone I know is watching. So, I just act like it's all cool and just get up without any smart precautions, and put on some underwear, but then, the hospital has provided a huge selection of clothes for me to pick from, they figured I'd need to be able to choose the exact outfit I want, because all people I know will be there and all, so I have to look cool, and as mentioned before, they don't seem to have any budgetary restrictions. So, there I am, having to pick the coolest outfit, and I can't mess it up, 'cos everyone I know is there.

So, I panic and freeze. And just stand there looking like an idiot for a minute or 10, until Marlene gets fed up with it, and comes from the audience-room-thingie to me in the glass-walled room, and starts yelling abuse at me for being such an idiot and keeping everyone waiting, and then she picks a very cool suit for me. At which point Peter yells from the audience area: "Rein! Quit pretending you completely lost all your memory!", which is odd, 'cos from where he was he couldn't've heard or seen that was what I was doing to Marlene, but it was. I guess that bastard just knows me too well. :p

After that I spend a couple of hours talking to everyone, one at a time, trying to figure out what it was the operation was meant to erase from my memory, but I can't remember. And I have the feeling that everybody knows, but they won't tell me. And also I wonder if they really know, or I'm just being paranoid. Which was quite annoying 'cos this part of the dream just went on and on, as I was talking to everyone I know, in turns. :p
Sep. 28th, 2006 @ 06:11 pm funny conversation
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Rein says:
boo
Peter says:
ARGH!
Peter says:
You did it wrong
Rein says:
did not!
Peter says:
Try it
Rein says:
I did it right!
Rein says:
I do everything right!
Rein says:
Because, I, I am perfect.
Rein says:
In every single way.
Rein says:
Yes, but that adds to my boyish charm!
Peter says:
prefect?
Rein says:
Oh..you hadn't come up with something stupid I did yet.
Rein says:
Prefect ?
Rein says:
Like Ford Prefect in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ?
Rein says:
Or like the tax-collectors in the Roman empire ?
Peter says:
I saw the extra I
Rein says:
What extra l ?
Peter says:
Because, I, I am perfect.
Peter says:
Dont play dumb.. dummy
Rein says:
OH!
Rein says:
An uppercase i, I thought you meant you saw an extra lowercase L..
Rein says:
What's wrong with the extra I ?
Peter says:
It does not make sense
Rein says:
It just forces a pause into the statement, as to make it extra dramatic.
Rein says:
You can't just blurt it out like that.
Rein says:
Haven't you ever heard of a thing called "showmanship"?
Peter says:
Yeah, I think
Rein says:
No you don't.
Rein says:
That's just another one of your problems.
Rein says:
You don't think.
Peter says:
Im sowwy
Rein says:
I'm your best friend, and I only want what's best for you. But you never listen.
Peter says:
You never listened first!
Rein says:
I don't need to, as I just made clear, I'm already perfect. There's no room for improvement here.
Rein says:
I do the telling, you do the listening.
Peter says:
Im older!
Rein says:
In body.
Peter says:
Thats all that counts!
Rein says:
'sides, that just means you're further ahead on the road to utter dementia. [
Peter says:
NoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
Rein says:
lol
Peter says:
What are we fighting about again?
Rein says:
Dunremember
Rein says:
Were we fighting ?
Peter says:
Dunthinkso
Rein says:
Can't see why we would.
Peter says:
Who are you again?
Rein says:
I'm the reincarnation of the second coming of Christ.
Rein says:
Or is it third by now ?
Peter says:
4th.,.
Peter says:
you were asleep during the 2nd
Rein says:
Did the time I got crucified and buried, but stood up again count as a second coming, or just an aftershock of the first coming ?
Peter says:
Kinda a reoccurance.
Rein says:
More like the coming v1.1, now it's 2.0
Peter says:
You were in beta the first time
Rein says:
2.0, new and improved.
Peter says:
hehe
Peter says:
Home time
Rein says:
Different name too..bit more trendy to keep up with the next generation's style.
Peter says:
Like Humphrey?
Rein says:
More like g-sus
Peter says:
lol
Aug. 8th, 2006 @ 08:38 pm (no subject)
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1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your own bulletin...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.


"What am I that I should essay to hook the nose of this Leviathan!"

Am I supposed to put in what book it's from? Doesn't say so in the instructions, so I guess I'll leave you guessing for it. :p
Jun. 24th, 2006 @ 11:42 pm I like this song :)
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Madrugada - I'm in love )
Jun. 23rd, 2006 @ 01:24 pm (no subject)
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Look up your birthday (not the year) on Wikipedia and list three events, two births, and one death.

August 6

events:

1890 - At Auburn Prison in New York, the first execution by electric chair is performed, with murderer William Kemmler as the subject.

1914 - Serbia declares war on Germany; Austria declares war on Russia. World War I begins.

1945 - World War II: the Atomic bombing of Hiroshima. An atomic bomb codenamed Little Boy is dropped by the American B-29 Enola Gay on the city of Hiroshima in Japan at 8:16 a.m., killing 80,000 outright with another 60,000 dead by the end of the year due to fallout sickness. Ultimately, about 200,000 die due to the atomic bomb.

births:

Me :p

1972 - Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice
1973 - Asia Carrera, American porn actress

death:

1978 - Pope Paul VI
Jun. 16th, 2006 @ 04:18 pm Son of Pop music
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http://www.last.fm/music/Son+of+Pop/The+Black+Coffee+Sessions&autostart

Playable Son of Pop songs on last.fm. :D
May. 22nd, 2006 @ 07:42 pm (no subject)
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Current Music: Eels - Hey Man (Now you're really living)
And also: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ :p

Don't forget to check out the test drive.
May. 22nd, 2006 @ 05:35 pm (no subject)
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Current Music: Lionel Richie - Hello
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/lionel-rich-tea.jpg
May. 21st, 2006 @ 01:06 am Josh Ritter
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Current Music: Josh Ritter - Thin Blue Flame
Josh Ritter makes good music. :p

Thin Blue Flame )

And I might go see him play somewhere next week with my brother.
Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 04:26 am 100 questions
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100 answers )

Though mostly answers like "I don't know". :p
Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 08:59 pm Ben Folds' amusing lyrics
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Current Music: Ben Folds Five - Song for the Dumped
Song for the Dumped (live) :p

so, you wanted to take a break
slow it down some, and have some space
well, fuck you too
give me my money back
give me my money back
give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
I want my money back
and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt

I wish I hadn't
bought you dinner
right before you
dumped me on your front porch
oh
give me my money back
give me my money back
give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
I want my money back
and don't forget
to give me back my black t-shirt, baby

"That's where we have the three words that were cut from the song,
they were inapropriate, they seemed inapropriate, but, they really, erm,
they really express the sentiment of the song and I've learned one thing
about songwriting from this song; if you just simply state the truth,
you can't go wrong. I think Willie Nelson said that."

you fucking whore
you fucking whore
you fucking whore

so, you wanted
to take a break
slow it down some
and have some space
fuck you bitch
give me my money back
give me my money back
give me my money back, you bitch
I want my money back
I want my money back
and don't forget
and don't forget
don't forget

who really gives a shit wether I put the toilet seat down or not?

you broke my heart
you broke my heart too
you sweet, lovely, bitch
Mar. 20th, 2006 @ 07:06 pm Audioscrobbler kicks ass :p
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Mar. 8th, 2006 @ 01:42 pm aftrekken
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So .. in Dutch the word for subtracting is the same as the word for wanking.

Rein: weet je wat trouwens ook hilarisch is op een basisschool ? :p
-- "know what's hilarious at a primary school ? :p"
Rein: Dan sta je daar nietsvermoedend, en moet je ineens les geven in aftrekken. :p
-- "So, there you are, unsuspecting, en all of a sudden you've got to teach 'aftrekken'. :p"

Jasper: ???
Jasper: oh
Jasper: haha

Joost: :S
Joost: op de basisschool al?
-- "at primary school?"
Rein: Ja, begint al in groep 3..
-- "Yes, it starts in 3rd grade already.."
Joost: :-O
Joost: bizar
Rein: Hmm .. ik wacht nog even tot het kwartje valt .. :p
-- "Hmm .. I'll just wait a second for the quarter to drop .. :p"
Joost: o
Joost: hahaha
Joost: optellen en aftrekken lol
-- "adding and subtracting lol"

Robin: Dat zie je ook niet aankomen :p
-- "Don't see that coming :p"
Robin: "Vraag dat maar aan je ouders"
-- "Ask your parents"
Robin: "Kijk maar op internet"
-- "Look it up on the internet"

Polleke: dat kunnen die kinderen toch al ? :p
-- "don't those kids already know how to ? :p"

Stan: pardon ???? Wat voor een basisschool is dat?
-- "excuse me ???? What kind of primary school is that?"
Rein: Dat doen ze op alle basisscholen! :p
-- "They do it at all primary schools! :p"

Martijn: gaaf!
-- "cool!"
Martijn: kwam je er nog een beetje uit?
-- "did you manage?"


Rein: http://mutefish.livejournal.com/12512.html ;p
Robin: argl
Rein: argl ? :p
Robin: Mijn kwartje heeft aardig lang rondgetuimeld alvorens te vallen :p
-- "My quarter has been tumbling around for a long while before dropping :p"
Rein: rofl

(not sure if it's an English expression as well ..
"het kwartje valt" = "the quarter drops" = "understanding finally took place")
Dec. 28th, 2005 @ 02:24 am (no subject)
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According to experts, my personality type is :
Evil Genius
Ink Blot Personality TestOther people like me display these traits.
  • They voted for bush
  • They work in fast food resturants
  • They have long tongues
  • They have webbed feet
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